Thursday, September 25, 2008

Farting a crime?

If I did, you might be able to sue me. Evidently a cop pressed assault charges at a man who farted towards him while he was supposedly drunk. We may not know what actually happened but it doesn't matter. Every middle school boy is laughing now about farting on a cop. I'm reminded of a flow chart I saw. Demitri explains how funny farting is based on location. Farting at school is funny. Farting in Church, even funnier. Farting in my face, very not funny. Farting in my brothers face, off the charts. Farting in scuba gear, we don't know.

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