Monday, February 16, 2009

A man with no arms and no legs

I was reminded of these jokes a yesterday. Oh, the things we came up with as a kid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?
Douglas
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a grill?
Frank
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall?
Art
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a podium?
Mike
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
Jack
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
Skip

1 comment:

marcie said...

These are funny... but I think its time for some terrible roommate pranks. ;)